What a boggle upseedownseas

Whilst I was having some soup and thinking about the deep flowy wonders of our universe, my head decided to look up where I then saw something in the corner of my eye only to discover a human just casually standing on the ceiling, I was absolutly baffled at first how can someone seems so casual when doing something so super human!!! I then realised of course it is a statue, but then i wondered, hmmmm, is it really tod?.. I mean theres such weird and wonderful things that can happen in our world, I know I've experienced them as I am one of them haha, and if your reading this then you must be too 😝 but even so, this is a super cool disguise 🥸 a good way to get free coffee and cakes when no one is looking, he just better hide the crumbs well enough to not get caught if he wants to keep this going for free and to be very careful to not poor coffee on someone's head below 😬 But if it was me tod and could walk on ceilings and walls, I wouldn'tbe able to keep still, i mean how can you when you have such a super cool ability... But also the head rush would be too confusing and a boggley after a time! I would just run around as much as I could before coming back down for my head to readjust before another go 😂