My ninja days

Last year I took up many secret missions, going through worm holes and telaported into distent lands where I began to work for extraterrestrial aliens... Just to find out that they are really stupid 🙄 which is saying something coming from a human 😗 I also shapeshifted and some how at one point grew like 10 feet tall 😳 which you will see in this photo, i found out it was the pixies having fun with me and putting a silly little big spell on me, I was so happy at first but then left in a strop to find out I'm still short as an elf!